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Sorry I can't chat right now, it's past my bed time.

Tossing and turning thinking about nothing but you ...and all of the trouble you've caused me.

I'm doing first-hand research on energy conservation. I'm sleeping.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful castle... Oh forget it, good night.

I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep well? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes.

Don't you just hate it when people leave their away message on when they are sleeping?

Too tired to talk.

I value my sleep, and if you value your life, you'll let me get my rest.

Shhh... I'm sleeping, so please leave a message very quietly.

Sleep (n): A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli.

Going to bed to have wet dreams about dirty things... Hey, I can't help it if I dream about doing laundry.

I wasn't sleeping... I was just picking up my contacts without any hands.

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