
Sleep is just a substitute for insufficient caffine.
Suffocating my pillow.
If I got a dollar for every hour I sleep, then I would be a millionaire.
I'm in the middle of a really long blink.
Reality is losing its appeal so I am going to sleep.
They say you snooze you loose. Well... I lost!
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTYVWXYZzzzz...
Sleepwalking.
Sleep is actually a good substitute for coffee.
Hello... My name is (YOUR NAME HERE) and I'm a sleepaholizzzzzzzz...
Counting sheep, be back in the morning.
I'm off in Alphabet Land catching some Zzzzz's.