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Sleep is just a substitute for insufficient caffine.

Suffocating my pillow.

If I got a dollar for every hour I sleep, then I would be a millionaire.

I'm in the middle of a really long blink.

Reality is losing its appeal so I am going to sleep.

They say you snooze you loose. Well... I lost!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTYVWXYZzzzz...

Sleepwalking.

Sleep is actually a good substitute for coffee.

Hello... My name is (YOUR NAME HERE) and I'm a sleepaholizzzzzzzz...

Counting sheep, be back in the morning.

I'm off in Alphabet Land catching some Zzzzz's.

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