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It's nap time.

I hate my alarm clock... because it works so well.

The voices in my head are snoring so I guess that means its time for me to go to sleep.

Everyone thinks I like to sleep. It's not that I like to sleep, it's just that I don't like to get up.

I've got an 8 hour ticket to dream land.

Sleep - It's what I do when I'm not awake.

What is the heaviest thing in the world? Sleepy eyelids.

I can't sleep and I already tried counting sheep,"sigh" I wish I could count past 10.

I'm having a wonderful dream, I'll tell you about it when I wake up.

Recharging.

Everyone thinks I like to sleep. It's not that I like it, I'm just really good at it.

I got this disease called sleepiness.

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