Shopping-Mall Away Messages
Maxing out my credit card.
I just maxed out my credit card at the mall, so please leave your name and credit card number so I can continue to shop.
Shopping, I'll be back when my credit card reaches it's limit.
I was feeling kind of sick.so I went to get some retail thearapy.Spending time at the mall
My wallet needs to lose some weight.
My closet needs some new companions.
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Money is the root of all evil, so I'll have to spend it before it corrupts me.
Life is short... Go shopping.
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: To get the mall.
I'm at the mall shopping for the poor... What a coincidence, I happen to be very poor.
Ill shop, I'll buy, in debt I will die!
I'm robbing a bank. Actually I'm robbing my parent's bank account. Out shopping, I'll be back later.
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